Yoga School Dropout

After over a decade spent working and drinking too much in the world of advertisting，Lucy decided she’d had enough of debating what song sunflowers should sing and went in search of a more meaningful way of life .She’d fing a guru and strip away the ego，merging her Eternal Self with cosmic bliss。She’d rturn a Yuga Coddess-a magnetic babe attcarting strong and sweaty.yet emotionally vulnerable，men with her pretzel-like body and compassionate grace.
When she got there she found the relentless obsession with self-perfection rather shallower than expected.What began to seduce her was India itself.
Did she come home looking like Christy Turlingron?Or something funnter and more interestion happen?Did she fall in love-with a place and its people?
Yoga School Dropout is an Emotlonal journey.a divine comedy on the Western obsession with life’s deeper meaning.a yogic experiment and a love letter to India。

Book Description
This is a sharply funny travelogue from a fantastic new writer. Lucy Edge tells the story of her personal quest for serenity and yogic flexibility through the ashrams and gurus of India. After over a decade spent working and drinking too much in the world of advertising, Lucy decided she had to leave town for an altogether more spiritual and, well, meaningful way of life - And whilst she was at it, she could acquire a newly lithe and supple body. Would she come home looking like Christy Turlington and pick up some Buddhist serenity on the way? Or did something much funnier, interesting and complicated happen? Did she fall in love - with a place and its people? A divine comedy of the Western obsession with life's deeper meaning, a yogic experiment and a love letter to India, this is an entertaining book from a wonderful new travel writer.

Book Dimension :
length: (cm)19.8 　　　 　　　　　 　　　　　 width:(cm)12.6

Chapter One‘The violet vibrations blow my crown chakra wide open’
Chapter Two‘Merging with the pool of cosmic bliss that is the universe’
Chapter Three‘Please be tucking in at all times’
Chapter Four‘Possessing only what is necessary’
Chapter Five‘Much sex is coming，much money is coming’
Chapter Six‘I need to be with gentle people’
Chapter Seven‘Durga，Durga，Durga’
Chapter Eight‘Get juicy’
Chapter Nine‘Stretch out upper eyelashes’
Chapter Ten‘An ocean of love’
Chapter Eleven‘A hump is there，like a camel’
Chapter Twelve‘My kleshas really fucked me’
Chapter Thirteen‘Not all nine hundred and ninety-nine holes are plugged at once’
Chapter Fourteen‘That’s one big-ass crystal’
Chapter Fifteen‘Atcha！ OM！ Boom！’
Recipe for Apple Muffins
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