开心超市:超级幽默100篇

本书精选各类幽默100篇，分为傻瓜幽默、原来如此、语言幽默、儿童幽默、智慧妙语、啼笑皆非、自有解法、“讽”话连篇、莫名其“妙”等九个部分，每篇后有词汇注释、中文译文和练习，可供中级或中级以上英语水平的读者阅读。

本书是一本追求“快乐与效果”相结合的英语助学用书。它精短、易学、耐读、好看，使学习与快乐相伴，同时又获得显著的学习效果，它让你不再埋首于令人憋闷的习题集中，而是轻松漫步于学习演练中，向着目标持续行进之时，美好的变化就会常常不请自来。

一、傻瓜幽默
　蘑菇和毒菌
　两匹马
　我知道
　签名
　理由
　乐观主义者
　见鬼
　腹语艺人
　第三个
　实际上不是的
　在自动扶梯上
　捕鱼
二、原来如此
　“当然不会。”
　要是我死了
　葬礼
　拔牙
……
三、语言幽默
四、儿童幽默
五、智慧妙语
六、啼笑皆非
七、自有解法
八、“讽”话连篇
九、莫名其“妙”
答案

书摘
Two Kinds of Elephants
Loganiooked out of the window ofher jeweIry store as an eIephant steppedout of a huge truck．It rammedits headinto her diSpiay windows，used its trunkto suck up the jeweIS，then turned andcmbed lnto the truck…
Fifteen minutesiater，she recountedthe incredibce scene to Detective EI I iS．
“Can you descri be the e l ephant?’’ heasked．
“It was arl eiephant!What kind of de-scription do you want?”
“There are two k!nds．The Indian eIe-phant has smaI Ier ears than the African
kind．”
“EarsI” Logan said angriIY． “HowWOUId I know about ears?The eIephant hada stocking~puI Ied over hiS head．”
Comprehension：
Which of the following is NO丁true?
A)A masked elephant robbed Logan of her jew—els some day．
B)logan couldn’t tell which kind of clc—phant robbed her of her i ewels．
C)logan answered all the questions thatwere asked by Detective Ellis．
D)For Logan．what had happened was in—credib]e．
两种大象
罗根透过她的珠宝店橱窗往外看，只见一头大象从一辆巨大的卡车走出，脑袋捣进展示橱窗，用鼻子吸走珠宝，然后掉转身，爬进卡车……
15分钟后，她向侦探艾里斯详细叙述了这番令人难以置信的情景。“你能描述一下大象的样子吗?”他问。
“就是一一头大象呀!你还要我怎么描述?”
“大象有两种。印度象比非洲象的耳朵小。”
“耳朵!”罗根愤怒地说道，“我怎么知道它的耳朵长什么样?那头大象是蒙面的哪。”
[闲人闲说] 本篇可改编为动画片，效果肯定不错。
Divorce
A famous acttess Came into herIawyer’s office two weeks afte广he广wed—ding．“1 want you to begin divoroe pro—ceedings．”she SOid．
“Divorce?”the Iawyer said．“But youjust got married．How COUid things have
gone wrong SO quickIy?”
“They went wrong aImostlmmediate—IY，”the actress SOid．“At the church．he
Signed hiS name in the register in bi8getietterS than mine．”Strange
A I awyer named Strange WaS shop—ping f
……