千万别笑 4 - 图书城

Creative
创造性
Reminder
催单
Imitate Birds
模仿鸟儿
How Did You Get Here
你是怎样来的
One Side of the Case
一面之辞
I'm Glad
我很高兴
193 Year Old
193岁？
Wings翅膀
Parent's Occupation
父母的职业
Traffic Accident
交通事故
A Truck Driver and a Priest
卡车司机和神父
Large Uniforms
大制服
Hammer a Nail into a Wall
向墙上钉钉子
Fence
篱笆
A Bad Impression
一个坏印象
West Point
西点军校
Good Intentions
良好的心愿
Quick Reactions
快速反应
Speed Limit
速度限制
The Wolf and the Crane
狼和鹤
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书摘
一个主日学校的老师在对学生讲使别人高兴的重要性。“现在，孩子们，”她说：“你们
当中有谁让别人高兴过?”
“我，老师，”一个小男孩说：“昨天我就使别人高兴过。”
“做得好，是谁呢？”
“我奶奶。”
“好孩子。现在告诉我们，你是怎样使你奶奶高兴的。”
“是这样的，老师。我昨天去看她，在她那儿呆了三个小时。然后我跟她说：“奶奶，我
要回家了。”她说：“啊，我很高兴！”
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书摘1
It’s His Fanlt
Billy and Bobby were small boys Thev were brothers，and they often had fights with each other．Last Saturday their mother said to them．
…I m going to cook OUr lunch now．Go out and play in the garden and be good．”
“Yes，Mummy，”the two boys answered．and they went out．
They played in the garden for half an hour． and then Billy ran into the kitchen，“Mummy．”he said，“Bobby’s broken a window in Mrs．Allen’s house．”Mrs．Allen was one of their neighbors．
。He’s a bad boy，”his mother said。“how dId he breakit?”
“I threw a stone at him，’Billy answered．。and he quickly moved down”
是他的错
比利和波比是小男孩。他们是兄弟，两人经常打架。上个星期六，他们的妈妈对他们说：。我现在要做午饭了。去，到花园去玩吧，别淘气。”
。是，妈妈，”两个男孩回答，然后他们就出去了。
他们在花园里玩了半个小时，然后比利跑进了厨房。“妈妈，”他说：。波比打碎了艾伦太太家窗户的玻璃。”艾伦太太是他们的邻居。
“他是个坏孩子，”他的妈妈说，“他是怎么把玻璃打碎的?’
“我朝他扔了一块石子，。比利回答，“他赶紧蹲下。”
Alexander the Great
Landon had made an unsuccessful attempt at the recitation，and the doctor，somewhat nettled， said，
“Landon，you don’t Seem to be geffing on very fast in this subject．YOU seem to lack ambi— fion Why，at your age Alexander the Great had conquered half the world．”
“Yes，”said Landon，“he couldn’t help it．for you will recall the fact，doctor，that Alexander the
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